Of course you don't understand women. Sometimes they can't even explain themselves. But often their secrets are universal, like these 25 things she wishes you knew.
1. "Do you want flowers?" kills the romantic gesture. Don't ask, just do.
-Esha Girgilani, 35
2. I love sex. With or without you, as Bono might say. My mind is filthier than you might think.
-Nanki Mangal, 26
3. Please listen to me. Not because what I'm about to say will rock your world, but because listening is a sign of respect that rocks my world.
-Tanisha Biglani, 25
4. Women speak a different dialect than men. For example, "I'm fine" means "I'm so not fi ne," just as "No dessert for me" means "I'll be polishing off yours."
-Diksha Menon, 42
5. Remember, PMS stands for "physical and mental stress." So let me cry freely, behave irrationally, and eat your dessert. My mood swings are hormonal, not personal.
-Bhavani Sharma, 32
6. Manicures and pedicures are a woman's gift to her man. I love looking pretty for you. The time to worry is when I stop going for them.
-Shoma Chakraborty, 23
7. Always tell me when I look hot; never tell me when I don't. And don't forget: I need 20 compliments to offset one thoughtless remark.
-Shenaz Mirza, 45
8. I remember the shirt you were wearing when you first said, "I love you." The fact that you don't makes me question whether you meant it.
-Anahita Balasubramanium, 35
9. I loved you long before I told you. Playing the long game is in a woman's DNA. We don't throw a Hail Mary in the first quarter. (And you thought we didn't know anything about football.)
-Neesha Singh, 30
10. Of course you're the best lover I've ever had. All others cease to exist when I fall in love.
-Nikky Singh, 50
11. I'll never tell you my true number. Never, never, never! Besides, go back to #8.
-Pritika Rana, 24
12. I read your horoscope every day after I've read mine.
-Ranjani Ghosh, 25
13. Here's how to fix what you're doing wrong in bed: When you go slow, go slower. When you go fast, go faster.
-Pritishtha Dohal, 27
14. I secretly delight when the maitre d' slips up and calls us Mr and Mrs.
-Aarti Jinani, 25
15. Spontaneously kiss my neck from behind, and I might let you stay back there for a while.
-Gazal Somaiah, 26
16. Make me laugh and I'm happy. Laugh at yourself and I'm all yours.
-Ina Chopra, 33
17. A little jealousy is good if no kneecaps are broken and you don't cross-examine me to exhaustion. The right balance is perfect.
-Nitika Bijli, 32
18. I don't withhold sex to punish you. Sometimes I just need to be left alone but, at the same time, not left alone. And no, I can't explain that.
-Aprajita Mohanty, 48
19. I can, will, and do fake it. Like when Sex and the City or True Blood is starting. Would you rather I fake a headache?
-Tanvi Kedia, 25
20. You are irresistible: Freshly showered, doing something sporty or strenuous, suited, reading the business section, DIY-ing...
-Kriti Gupta, 27
21. Yes, my girlfriend knows what we did last night. We share absolutely everything, including that and your worst habits.
-Manamee Bir, 22
22. I'll probably be late-because I'm preening for you. At least that's how I reason.
-Poonam Bhalla, 31
23. If you cheat, I may not break up with you. But you'll wish I had.
-Priyanka Choudhary, 31
24. I once kissed a girl and liked the taste of her cherry ChapStick. No, I didn't. That's only your fantasy. Sincerely sorry.
-Yukti Arora, 26
25. I feel lucky to have you, and I hope you feel the same. You can't have it all unless you have someone to share it with.
-Aditi Nair, 48
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